When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die
send me those “what character u remind me of” anons this is important do it
this is very important and crucial to the existence of mankind
sned me them